Luckily, before he drove into Fresno declaring himself to be Jesus, shouting the n-word, and ramming his car into a random black guy, this nut-job picked up a hitchhiking surfer named Kai. And Kai had a hatchet.
When the driver — a six-foot fall, 300 lb. man — jumped out and started beating up a nearby woman, Kai leaped into action and saved her by repeatedly smashing him on the head with the blunt end of said hatchet.
And then, God bless his heroic, hatchet-wielding soul, Kai, who is homeless and just looking for surfing opportunities, explained all this to a local news reporter in a profanity-laden interview.
Thanks to Nancy Peske for submitting the link!